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Perfect Adult Costume – Find Couple Costumes Here
Here it comes again, the best holiday of the year. Oh yeah, you know Halloween is your favorite – even above Christmas. The largest and best parties of the year happen at Halloween and you get the chance to dress up and be someone else for a bit. You don’t get to do that at Christmas. As summer starts to wind down, you know it’s time to initiation plotting for Halloween – fantastic parties and costumes to match. It only comes around once a year, so make sure you don’t blow it. Follow these next seven costume tips and you can avoid the ordinary Halloween costume blunders people make every year, and as a replacement for, have a costume that rocks.
Bullseye – Before you pick your costume, you’ve got to know what sort of Halloween party you are heading to and what your goals are. You might wear a super-sexy or raunchy-amusing costume to the party of the year with your buds, but you wouldn’t dare show up to a work party that way. Next you need to know what you are after with your costume. What’s your goal? Do you want to make ‘em laugh? Or are you looking to make someone want you? Maybe you’ve just gotta dance the night away. Or maybe you want a costume that will have you living out our fantasies. These are all excellent and fine. It’s just vital for you to know what you are after and choose the costume that works.
Keep it FUNctional – The two huge questions here are – what sort of party is it and what sort of partier are you? Are you going to want to eat or taste a lot? Forget any costume that requires a full face mask. If there’s eating or drinking going on, you’re going to want your backtalk available for simple access. Hoping to get into close body contact with someone? Then you’ve got to forget the huge boxy, bulky costume thoughts (like anything where you are inside a cardboard box or anything that has sharp spikes or corners). If it’s human contact you want, make your costume simple to cuddle with. Already got a someone? Coordinate your costumes and look like a couple. Looking to score? Go sexy. Do you intend to party hard and get really discolored? If so, then remember you just might end up passed out on some lawn or stump? Reckon yet to be – how is this costume going to hold up to spills, barf, and lying in the wet grass for hours. And most importantly how will it look in photos – cuz’ you know some friend of yours is going to use their cell phone to get a picture of you all passed out, or maybe your photo will end up on the front page, or there’s always the mugshot to reckon of.
Have a Fit – Wishful sizing just doesn’t work. Don’t buy a costume that is a size you “wish you were.” If taking a deep breath is going to split your seams, it’s a sign – get the next size up. If you have to hold your breath, lie on your back, or have your acquaintances squeeze and squish you into an outfit, face it, it just doesn’t fit. A costume that fits you right, will make you look fantastic. Then you’ll have folks checking you out for all the right reasons. You want that “Oh yeah” look not the “What the hell was she thinking” look.
No Encores – Don’t hit the huge party in the same outfit as last year, no matter how huge a hit it was. Go yet to be re-use some of the costume pieces, if you want, but come up with a unique fun look for each year. If you’ll be hitting multiple Halloween parties over a few days, you don’t want to show up in the same outfit night after night. You have two choices here – have multiple costumes or, at least, change up your costume for each party by adding some twist or variation to it each time.
All Eyes Here – Everyone has some attribute that really works for them – whether it be their hair or eyes or legs or arms or chest or abs. Reckon in this area it for a second. What is your best feature? Wear a costume that puts the spotlight right on that area. Use your costume to draw attention to your strengths and downplay the areas you’d rather not have folks notice so much. So, if you’ve got fantastic legs but a bit of a muffin top, don’t pick a costume that covers the legs and lets the belly hang out. Go with the small skirt or something that shows off those sexy legs, and choose a top that covers the pooch.
Sexy vs Skanky. It seems to me that quite a few folks nowadays are pretty unclear in this area difference between skanky and sexy. Don’t turn Halloween into National Skank Day. Showing a small skin is excellent and fun – tease and tempt a bit, make ‘em wonder, even provoking a wee bit of fantasizing is okay. You can be small instructive without looking like a total slut. If you have all sorts of T&A exposed all over the place, you ain’t sexy – you’re skanky. Butt cracks for all to see, butt cheeks hanging out, or any bit of nipple showing and your are entering skankville, for sure. We could go on and on in this area this point, but here’s a excellent rule of thumb to follow: if Brittany Spears would wear it, it’s probably skanky not sexy.
Attack of the Clones – A hot, new costume is out, so you buy one and are all excited, only to walk into the party and learn you are one of 50 people in the exact same outfit. Not exactly the way you wanted that to go, huh? It’s just no excellent life one a gazillion Batmans at the party. Add a private touch to the costume or really tweak it and make it really unique. How you accessorize makes all the difference in the world. Reckon wigs, shoes, boots, boas, glasses, and stockings for starters. Be creative and place together an outfit that’s really you and only you.
There you have it, seven simple tips that can save you all sorts of pain, frustration, and embarrassment. Seven simple tips that will set you up for a fantastic Halloween – at least as far as the costume goes. The rest – all that stuff in this area how to act and what to do – is up to you. We’ve done our part.
Our ever-well loved novelist Rachel Fierro is a Halloween Costumes export and gives fantastic advice when it comes to Adult Halloween Costumes and Sexy Costumes.
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Adult Costumes with Imagination
Cheerleaders and French maids are ancient hat when it comes to adult costumes. Cat Woman and Elvira have been done to death. Strike a note of imagination. Whether your costume is for a large party or a private one, your adult costume should reflect a bit of playfulness, creativity and end with a Wow!-factor.
Marion the Librarian/Clark Kent
For the Librarian: This adult costume is a layered look that starts rather sedately and builds to a crescendo. A simple honest-line skirt, an elegant but not too instructive chemise and a cardigan sweater draped over the shoulders will make the dowdy librarian look. Hair should be up in a bun that can be easily loosened. Wear glasses, thick-rimmed or horn-rimmed if possible. You’re going for that prim and proper look with a hint of ‘I wonder what lies beneath’. Consider carrying a few books, perhaps with an adult theme if that is your intent! Sultry make up and black fishnet stockings will let your inner vixen peek out just a bit. Depending upon the occasion, you will gradually transform by shedding the sweater, shaking out the hair and removing the glasses. If this is for a private party, make sure the under garments are as seductive or bawdy as you intend the twilight to be. A surprise garter belt is a nice touch.
For Clark: This adult costume will follow the same basic plot as the librarian. A conservative, unadorned suit, nerdy glasses and a slicked back hair style sets the stage for the geeky, honest-laced man. Lose the tie and jacket as the twilight wears on. Undo the collar a bit to reveal a leather collar underneath. It doesn’t have to go overboard but will certainly send the message that there’s more to this geek than meets the eye. Add leather wrist bands that Velcro on under the shirt sleeves. At some point, roll up the sleeves to expose them. If and when the time is right, you can reveal a G-string, or leather thong to complete the transformation.
Have fun with your adult costumes. Whether you plot this together, as a surprise for your partner or just for a small fun at a costume party, this approach to adult costumes allows you to take it as far as you want.
Eve Adams online shop owner and self satisfaction guru.